It's 7:30 am. I haven't slept all night.
In fact, I've slept three hours in the last three days because I've been working on my moot memorials (which just got submitted, fingers crossed). Now I can do with sleep deprivation better than most people, but this is really, pushing it.
No point in going to sleep now, I'll miss class. Speaking of which, first two hours is the attendance cutting marching maniac, super-Nagarathna Saibaba. And she hates me. So I can't afford to sleep for the first two hours.
It's a perfect recipe for disaster.
Might as well go shave and remove the two week old itchy-scratchy beard. If I am found death with a pool of blood coagulating around my throat, please note that it wasn't a suicide attempt. I probably dozed off and used the razor as something to lean on.
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Henceforth, if caught in such a situation, go for what I call the tried, tested and truly recommended 'Marvelous Breakfast'!
ReplyDelete1. Head out, smoke a J on the way towards Surya to build your appetite
2. Go to the small idli shop and gorge on some prime South-Indian food with a cup of filter coffee (all for about 40 bucks)
3. Once satiated, light a cigarette and walk into Wine Ocean for a quick standing shot of RC neat (35 bucks while I was there)
4. Walk back (smoke another J if desired)
5. See that's all! And while you're at it, you can always have another breakfast in the mess when you're back.
1, 3(partially) and 4 not applicable, Loon.
ReplyDeleteFor the record I went to sleep at midnight. 39 hours without sleeping is a new record for me.